Freedom Fred™ – Limited 4th of July 2025 Edition Tumbler 20OZ Skinny

🕊️ Pre-order now – ships in time for July 4th! Limited Edition!

Not dishwasher-safe.
Emotionally unstable.
And ready to party.

Meet Freedom Fred™ –
a bald eagle with questionable hydration habits, a floaty unicorn, and zero regard for conventional patriotism.

This limited-edition 20oz tumbler isn’t just here to hold drinks.
It’s here to carry rebellion in liquid form.
Root beer. Ice coffee. Tears of the establishment.
Fred doesn’t judge – he just chills.

🎨 Hand-pressed in Canada
💥 Artwork drawn, not AI’d – because Fred said so
🎴 Includes collectible Storycard FF-001
🔥 Keeps drinks hot or cold. But never neutral.

Limited to those who laugh first and explain later.
🚫 Not microwave-safe. Fred’s been through enough.

Take me to the 4th of July Stuff!